BEGIN: At Impact last week the Rated R Superstar Edge proved for the 4th that when he says he is going to get business done, he means he is going to get business done. Not even the newest member of the nWo could stop Edge at Impact, and Edge proved exactly why he is one of the top superstars in the WWEx. Mr Kennedy was the 4th person to feel the spear, and i'm pretty sure he won't be feeling the same way again. But this week on Impact brings a new test to the Rated R Superstar, and some say even his biggest test yet, in the form on The Rock!!.

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The scene opens up at Manchester Evening News Arena. Edge & Lita are backstage, and Lita is sitting down in a chair getting her make up and hair done by the WWEx's personal beautician. As Lita is getting her hair done Edge walks into the picture. ______________________________________________

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Hey babe look, i don't mean to be pushy, but how long you gonna be getting your damn hair done?, it looked fine before we even came here.

Lita:/It'll take as long as it needs to take babe, you just can't hurry a woman when it comes to getting her hair done. And what do ya mean it looked fine before we came here?, it was a damn mess.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Ok well i'm just gonna go grab something to eat at the catering table down the hall.

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Edge leaves Lita in peace as she gets her hair done and proceeds to walking down the hall to the catering table, but just as he is turning the corner he bumps into the owner of WWEx, Mr Vince Mcmahon. ______________________________________________

WWEx Chairman| Vince McMahon:/Well if it isn't the Rated R Superstar....How's it going Edge.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Its going well Mr McMahon, i haven't seen you since i signed a contract with WWEx 2 months back or so.

WWEx Chairman| Vince McMahon:/Well as you know Edge i am a very busy man to say the least. And by the looks of it you've been quite a busy man in the WWEx yourself and you haven't lost a match yet have you.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/thats right Vince, i mean they just keep putting them up and i just keep knocking them down so to speak and thats exactly what i am going to again at Impact this week.

WWEx Chairman| Vince McMahon:/Yeah i heard your facing The Rock. Anyway i must be on my way Edge, and good luck in your match.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Thanks Vince, see ya man.

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Vince walks off down the hall as Edge continues his walk to the catering table, when just before he gets to the table he is stopped by Todd Grisham who wants an interview. ______________________________________________

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/What the hell do you want you nerd.

The Nerd | Todd Grisham:/Edge, i was just wanting to ask you a few questions about your match with The Rock at Impact, because there is alot of talk about this match in the WWEx Universe.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Alot of talk huh?, alot of talk about how i am going to put The Rock in his place?.

The Nerd | Todd Grisham:/To be truthful with you Edge, alot of the talk is that The Rock is going to end your winning streak at Impact.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Well let me tell you this Turd, uh i mean Todd. The WWEx Universe can talk all they want, and they can say The Rock is going to beat me all they want because i know that that certainly isn't going to happen. I mean haven't i even proven myself to those clowns yet?, or do i have to be a goody two shoes to get on the fans side?. Because there is no way i am going to side with those morons, there is no way i am going to be all nicey nice like John Cena because that is clearly not who i am.

The Nerd | Todd Grisham:/Do you feel you can overcome the Brahma Bull on Impact, because this clearly has to be your toughest test in the WWEx.

Rated R Superstar | Edge:/Todd you clearly haven't been taking notice of the destruction and pain that i've been causing since i stepped foot into the WWEx, and yes it is going to be a test, but i am also going to make an example of that has been The Rock, and they don't come much bigger than The Rock, so at Impact i am going to make my biggest mark yet in the WWEx, and i am going to remain upbeaten. So Todd if you don't mind i am going to get myself some food, because thats what i was about to do until your stupid ass interrupted me with your fricken pointless questions, now GET LOST!!!!!

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The scene fades as Edge digs into the food. ______________________________________________